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zeldathemes
a non-witty blog title

I'm just a greasy little teenage boy who likes a bunch of junk. I post about whatever I want. Deal widdit.

thirstiest:

*enters school talent show with blogging skills*

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign

bowtie-takeover:

thediluteddreams:

thelastmellophone:

arcticmonkeysjpg:

m

what

Disney owns Star Wars. I keep forgetting that.

Well just then it looked like star wars owned disney

relentlessrachelle:

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

Because everything changed when the firemelon attacked

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

smaugthe-fabulous:

wat did Marius say to Jean Valjean before he died

im les miserables than u

wat did Marius say to Jean Valjean before he died

burnsherlock:

tasteofhiddles:

calamity-cain:

my-name-is-not-agent:

ironychan:

Because Disco Avengers were clearly a thing the world needed.

//you forgot one;

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*SCREECHING* I NEED DISCOVENGERS NAOW

but guys…

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OH MY GOD TOM

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Song: Blurred Lines (Reversed - Read Description)
Played: 2,150,557 times.

sickandcool:

shercasm:

tinalikesbutts:

I was mucking around with Audacity, listening to songs in reverse. For the fun of it, I put on everyone’s favorite song, Blurred Lines. And shockingly, I heard something I had never expected to hear. Robin Thicke was fooling us this whole time. He wasn’t trying to be misogynistic, he wanted us to listen closer to the song and understand that he in fact does believe his lady partner needs to be treated with the utmost respect.

You might find it VERY hard to believe, but I implore you to listen very closely (with headphones if you can, because it can be hard to hear). The message I’m talking about comes in around the 30 second mark.

After the 30sec mark I just kind of stared at my wall for the rest of the song trying to accept what I just heard.

IM FUCKING DONE

giraffeandhat:

potatoes-in-a-casket:


You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know

I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car

giraffeandhat:

potatoes-in-a-casket:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know

I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car

aunteeblazer:

spenceralthouse:

 New Pixar theory that claims the girl who gives up Jesse actually grows up to be Andy’s mom.

Fuck